Bit perturbed by the BBS today

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  1. Gue

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    A juvenile thread about rude names.

    Rosco firing his little porridge gun at all and sundry.

    IOWT as the self apointed humour monitor, no doubt wearing a massive badge, in an attempt to stir Gaz into action. Gaz, I notice, has chosen not to bite, more likely sitting back watching with leg crossed on a large leather armchair, casually waxing a Walrus style moustache
     
  2. Isl

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    Judging Standards

    1. Gaz/Jimmy Tarbuck
    2. Hartog Set/Bernard Manning
    3. Scarfy/Me and my family with Jasper Carrot
     
  3. Gue

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    it's crap

    cos I've not been contributing much. Cos I'm ace and that.
     
  4. Gue

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    RE: Judging Standards

    Isle of Wight Tyke/ 'Watchdog' with Nicky Campbell.
     
  5. Gue

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    Only more camp

    And with better hair
     
  6. Gue

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    Julia Bradbury ?
     
  7. Gue

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    Do you mean 'My Family'

    The hilarious sit com, currently being repeated to death on UK Wnak
     
  8. Gue

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    RE: Do you mean 'My Family'

    Dentist has longpod dopey son. With hilarious consequences.</p>



    Longpod's acting career has recently taken off with his Bafta winning 'Yellow Pages' ads.</p>
     
  9. Gue

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    I could quite happily

    smack that longpod lovely person on the nose

    The lovely person
     
  10. Gue

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    RE: I could quite happily

    Get me a James Bond style jet pack and I'd fly up there and twit him messen.
     
  11. E.I. Addio

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    What a bunch of.....

    ...old camp tw*ts you lot are today.

    Cnuts
     
  12. Gue

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    RE: What a bunch of.....

    Shurrup Windsor Davies.
     
  13. E.I. Addio

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    RE: What a bunch of.....

    'ard tha know THAT!!
     
  14. Gue

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    RE: What a bunch of.....

    I move in mysterious ways. A bit like Devaney.
     
  15. Isl

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    RE: Do you mean 'My Family'

    nope. Definitely a grant funded initiative 'comedy' which starred Jasper Carrot as the father of a lad in a wheelchair, who had an inner monologue with the viewer.

    Thought it was called 'Me and My Family' definitely not funny but politically correct if there is such a thing. Highlighting the humour of the lad in a wheelchair who nobody could actually hear. Genius

    That's you that is, with your one leg.
     
  16. Gue

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    RE: Do you mean 'My Family'

    His thoughts were funny. The rest was 'right on' ********. The one about redeveloping an old country house and Jasper Carrot's character shouldn't be remorseful about tearing it down as it was built on the profits gained from exploiting the working class. bag of ******* w@nk.
     
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    Ahh the enigmatic Devaney.

    getting like the enigmatic Mike Sheron (Goal Machine)
     
  18. Isl

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    RE: Do you mean 'My Family'

    If they were that funny, why was the laughter on a loop, eh Dirk?

    Did you watch more then 1 episode? Blimey
     
  19. Gue

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    RE: Do you mean 'My Family'

    No just that one. I only just stopped myself bricking the telly.
     
  20. Isl

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    RE: Do you mean 'My Family'

    Did you realise that there was more then 1 made? In fact it got a second series. That's 12 episodes or 6 hours or 360 minutes with a laugh ratio of 0:360.

    That's the scale I use for Scarfy. He needs to up his BBS time.
     

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