bladerus...have you gone back to school?

or are you back in your restraint?

 

easy easy easy

Are you on the dole? I bet you're logging in from Jobclub.

 

Remember that TV programme 'A Life of Grime'

That one that goes to the worst and most run down dirty places in the UK, it's been to Sheffield and never Barnsley. Jog on scrubber.

 

Steady now

Jim Davidson is worried you might get more bookings than him. Just try and save your top drawer material for down the pub.

 

RE: Remember that TV programme 'A Life of Grime'

Thats because you're so poor you can't even afford muck. And a DJ? Where, your spare room.

How many times have you slept with your mother then?

Baaaaaaaaaaaaarnsley boy.

 

he'd be alreeet in Baaaaaaaaaaaaaarnsley

playing to the racist crowd.

 

RE: Remember that TV programme 'A Life of Grime'

Are you Bald?

 

Nope

I've got an afro and eight fingers?

Baaaaaaaaaaaaarnsley? Do you dj in Japanese Whispers?

 

Yeah I know

He's amazing and so funny. Like you.

I think you should leave now. If I'm chatting to you on the internet I might get done for grooming. I assume you are 12 given your intelligence and sense of humour.

 

No, but i know how to spell my name

 

Was that a statement or a question?

 

RE: Yeah I know

Oh dear, you're trying the moral i'm obviously much more intelligent than you because you're 6 plan. And no, i'm not the same age as your mother.

Easy easy easy.

 

RE: Yeah I know

It's not my age that makes me more intelligent than you.

 

RE: Yeah I know

Is it the fact you're inbred?

Baaaaaaaaarnsley boy, your mummy's waiting to wipe your nose.

 

That's it yes.

We've inbred so much we're hyper intelligent. That's why we realised what a ****-hole Sheffield is so quickly.

Have you got a second joke or are you going to keep plugging away with the first one?

 

it's so bad isn't it

That the captain of the England cricket team will be meeting his public tonight in the City Centre.

Can any of you scrape together the train fare?

Thought not.

Baaaaaaarnsley. Home of the six fingered glove.

 

Meeting his public?

Isn't he related to you all anyway. See I can do this too... how did it go again "easy, easy, easy".

 

RE: it's so bad isn't it

Why isn't he meeting the Sheffield public at Sheffields international standard cricket stadium? Oh they haven't got one unlike every other fairly big city.

 

RE: Meeting his public?

Lol, whatever sucker of dogs.

Isn't time to put a token in the leccy meter and ten bob in tv?

Baaaaaaaaarnsley. Home of the worlds youngest grandmother. She's 8.

 

RE: it's so bad isn't it

Oh, i forgot about all the excellent sport facilities Baaaaaarnsley has to offer. The sheep loving college, the slag heap running championship, the pregnancy advice centre for the under 11's.

Liverpool?
Hull?
Portsmouth?
Carlisle?

Nope, thought not. And I think you'll find that it was Yorkshire CCC's decision to move away from Abbeydale.

Bramall lane, Hillsborough, Don Valley, British Institute for Sport, Abbeydale Sports Centre, Rother Valley, Sheffield Arena, Ponds Forge.

Yep, we're proper struggling for venues for sport and we have a great little cricket ground at Abbeydale.
In fact you've just given me an idea to put to the council.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaarnsley, home of the golden wellington sheep loving championship.