Had to laugh when they got on about him jumping, he manages to wobble a couple of inches and that's it!!
Saw him playing for Northampton at Crawley a couple of seasons back. Thought he'll never last til half time without a cardiac. Not only did he last but he scored. Charged down the pitch like a Castleford forward. I just console myself that in another 25 years his muscle will turn to fat. Like me.