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  1. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    Stops you in your tracks doesn't it ?
     
  3. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    All the keyboard warriors from last night...

    ...should read that and get a f.cking grip.
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    This mum is crying after reading that. nt
     
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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    **** I suddenly feel so humble

    certainly puts some of the ridiculous stuff people get wound up on here into perspective.
     
  7. In 24 years of RAF service I never got shot at once...

    ...and I don't realise I lucky I have been sometimes. None of us do, despite the trials and tribulations of life that most go through it's still good to be alive and to have more to look forward to than a dusty, hot, inglorious death. These lads volunteer for it and some even say "I am born to this, this is all I want to do" but I bet when it comes to it, if they have a second or two to think about what is about to happen, I bet they all wish they were warm and comfortable back home with only how their team is going to fare this season to worry about.
    RIP Cyrus and many more like you. There will be plenty more stories like this before this stupidy is over.....
     
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    What an amazng young fellow........

    god bless him and all like him.
     
  9. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I'm ignoring it.

    If it's a "tough read" then I'm leaving it alone.

    That's like someone saying - taste this dog ****, it's not very nice.
    And I've had a Chicken Balti Pie, thank you.

    How's the family?
     
  10. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    great thanks mate, yours alright?
     
  11. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Onto the 2nd family now.

    Ate the first one.
    After having intercourse with them, obviously.

    "Don't they grow up quickly" everyone says.
    Not mine.
    All my kids are dwarves ... I think they might be Dirk's.
     
  12. Gue

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    RE: Onto the 2nd family now.

    Your lass kindly provided step ladders.
     
  13. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    RE: Onto the 2nd family now.

    And a harness for your ridiculously large testicles.

    I know they're yours - they just sit there all day, arms folded, spilling chocolate mousse on the sofa.
     
  14. Gue

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    RE: Onto the 2nd family now.

    And strawberry jam on the rug.
     
  15. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Aye.

    I bet it looked like a scene from Ghostbusters.

    I've just e-mailed my boss to say I'm posting on this site.
    Fortunately - my boss is me, so I've replied to myself & suggested that I put the kettle on, then blame Windy for everything.

    Windy started the current financial crisis.
    And he did that 9/11 thing too.
     
  16. Gue

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    RE: Aye.

    It seems a few on here think that. But won't say.</p>

    So your new job is making the tea ?
    </p>
     
  17. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Yes - I 'm a tea maker.

    I have my own teapot, teapot warmer & pinny.
    Unfortunately, here in Rampton Mental Institution, they won't allow us hot water - so I pretend.

    I'm going to stick up for Windy.

    Nope.
    Changed my mind.
    If it was him - then he's a lovely person.
     
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    It's a really good read.

    Don't think I'd have the balls to write something so meaningful.
    It just makes you wonder why we're involved in all this crap.
    Get them all home & get this lot over with.
     
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    Really makes you think how lucky you are, and puts silly things into perspective.</p>

    The armed forces do a fantastic job.</p>

    </p>
     
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    The Albatross Well-Known Member

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    Total and upmost respect to every single one of them ...

    ...... but can't help thinking it's a fight we will never win, it seems that when you shoot one of 'em, 100 more join up to fight for their 'cause'

    So many young lives lost, hope it's not all in vain
     

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