BLOGSCARS - LET THE VOTING COMMENCE

The nominations are in and counted by our board of independent adjudicators.

All nominations for the first category, Male BBSer You'd Most Like To Wake Up Next To, were received by one candidate. There were no other nominations so the board has been well and truly swept by.......WINDY.

There are only three nominees for Female BBSer You'd Most Like To Wake Up Next To. Please vote now.

 

obviously people haven't seen anyone of these judging by the voting.

Tyketalker is by far and away the most attractive of the three and has a brain too.

 

Actually - I've had it off with all 3.

TFP's ratings:

Cazi - 8 ... used various household implements & farmyard animals. Her Dad filming it was off putting.
Tyketalker - 6 ... tried to stuff an orange in my gob & strangle me. Kept talking about an ocean or summat.
Becky N - 3 ... kept calling me 'Beckham', 'Tiles' & 'Jonesy', which put me off my stroke. Back seat of the Punto wasn't comfy - ended up with a seat belt buckle in my harris, which was the highlight to be fair.

Oh aye.

 

RE: Actually - I've had it off with all 3.

you can't even get yourself hard young un.

 

Correct.

I've got a 'pump up' hampton.
But luckily I have a 14" tongue that goes like a sewing machine.

You complete Deacon.

 

Why are you pretending to be The Watcher?</p>

Why not make your own original creation, its a bit sad really.</p>

 

RE: Correct.

So predictible, so dull young un.

lets hope you have a disabled child and then we'll see how funny you think it is.

 

you see the problem with being a guest

is you are hiding behind closed doors.
bit yellow dont you think?

 

To be fair ...

... if my bin lid was a Joey - at least I'd get to the front of the queues at Alton Towers reyt quick.

'Dad, it's fancy dress at the school dance - what should I wear?'
'Get the Dalek costume out again cocker - sorted'.

 

RE: To be fair ...

raspberry ripple black or ginger...
which one of this aflictions would you hate for your child to have?

 

RE: To be fair ...

If my bin lid was black - then Mrs Ponty had better start running.

I suppose if it's your kid then it doesn't really matter.

But seriously - I would possibly drown my ginger offspring.

 

RE: To be fair ...

its a f.cking stupid post . but what the fu.k wrong with ginger hair. you knob....

 

Ginger hair is like the bum AIDS ...

... I don't have a problem with people who have it, but you wouldn't want it yourself - would you?

Are you a carrot top by any chance?

 

RE: Ginger hair is like the bum AIDS ...

no but have family who have. you want fu.king hanging like the dog you were taking the piss out of .i'll. volunteer that one .cause i am a firm believer of bringing it back. and i think a cu.t' like you should be the first one...(

 

RE: Ginger hair is like the bum AIDS ...

Yes, yes.

That would make everything alright.

Hang him.

Isn't that better now?

 

RE: Ginger hair is like the bum AIDS ...

hang him high leave the Barsteward out to dry.

 

RE: Ginger hair is like the bum AIDS ...

i think so yes...

 

RE: Ginger hair is like the bum AIDS ...

It would take a while to dry - cos allegedly I'd piss & shat myself.

Stevie sounds ashamed of his genetically corrupt family.
Take a leaf from Bobby Hassles book ... and earn a living without having any talent.
Oh - and get the ginner bonce dyed too.

 

RE: Ginger hair is like the bum AIDS ...

Stevie,

You want to kiss me, don't you?
Right on the lips ... and possibly on my sparracuda.
You cheeky boy / girl.

To be honest - there is nothing wrong with ginger hair.

On blind people.
Cos they don't realise they are fire heads.

 

RE: Ginger hair is like the bum AIDS ...

good we words '' any good at owt else..knob