Wakes 1 morning to see a stunning blonde bird walking along the sand. She walks towards him and asks how long he's been stranded on the island. *"17 years and your the 1st person I've seen"* "In that case I bet it's been along time since you saw 1 of these" as she pulled a cigarette out of he bikini bottoms. The man smoked the cig only for the women to go inside her bikini again and say "I bet it's been a long time since you saw 1 of these" as she handed him a can of lager. As he was finishing the lager she unfastened her bikini top and said "I bet you'd kill to see some of these" To which the bloke replies. " Bloody hell you haven't got a set of golf clubs in there have you aswell"
