bloody computers

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  1. unc

    uncle mort New Member

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    juat been for an hospital appointment, just be told to go home computers are down ,****
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Blimey Dave

    I never realised that particular pastime affected computers! You learn something new every day. Only one cure for your ills, old mate, and that is alcohol. Get supping.
     
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    uncle mort New Member

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    only went to pick an hearing aid up ffs nt
     
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  4. Sca

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    You were told to go home and **** ?

    Was that on a prescription ?
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    It's amazing what you can get on the NHS nt
     
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    Scarthy Well-Known Member

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    Drink plenty of fluids

    And have a shifty shuffle the minute you get home Sir
     
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    BUPA is much better for delivering that kind of service.

    BUPA is an asian prostitute, I found on the net.
     
    Isle of Wight Tyke, Jul 24, 2008
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    Two problems

    One, I'm already at home prior to doing my final, grueling shift at work before our holiday.
    Two, if I drink plenty of fluids all that will happen is that I'll be urinating for England (old, as well as fat you see).
    Three, Crystal won't let me.
    Four, I can't count.
     
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    Scarthy Well-Known Member

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    But you pay for Bupa

    I'd much rather that my local GP sent round a Nurse Gladys Emmanuel type to see to me.
     
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    You don't have to pay if you murder them, sometimes you end up a few hundred quid up.
     
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    Scarthy Well-Known Member

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    4 Solutions

    One, If you're already at home you've saved yourself a trip
    two, cut down on the fluids (afterall its everything in moderation)
    three, build yourself a secret masturbatorium in the garden so that you're out of sight, if she does catch you - grab her by the throat and come on her face (HI Kids)
    four, enjoy your holiday
     
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    Gotta love it...

    only on the bbs...
     
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    masturbatorium in the garden

    funny. :D
     
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    I like all those

    Apart from solution number three. Crystal would beat the living daylights out of me, she's an extremely violent woman.
    Looking forward to the holiday, a fortnight at Flamborough. After all, two weeks in a rainy Flamborough is vastly more appealing than two weeks in a sunny Stocksbridge.
     
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  15. Sca

    Scarthy Well-Known Member

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    I like it

    Its always a devil disposing of their shoes though, I find anyway
     
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    Car boot sales.

    No questions asked.
     
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    Scarthy Well-Known Member

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  18. JLWBigLil

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    My God man, put up a warning first!!

    Is it not enough I have to be there for the afternoon shift, without it suddenly appearing without warning in the safety and sanctuary of my living room?
    Damn you sir, you blackguard.
     
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  19. Isl

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    Careful Scarthy

    You're only a couple of posts away from having a glove slapped in your face.
     
    Isle of Wight Tyke, Jul 24, 2008
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  20. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Can I

    Nominate Crystal to do my dueling for me, please? I'm a cowardy-cowardy custard, a wuss, a wimp, a sad excuse for a man.
     
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