Blumpkin

Felching.

Fu-ck I'm bored today.

 

you could always start posting on the internet to other social misfits...................

 

No point

Only gay fetishists with a penchant for electro genital torture would respond to my threads.

 

Elgar's Salut d'Amour or Chanson du Matin ? I've already chosen Nimrod.</p>

And what's the name for shitting on a glass topped coffee table while someone lays underneath it ?</p>

 

Jerusalem

and "Cold Carl":

http://www.sitandspinmagazine.com/1004/poo_sex.php

 

yes

its nice to see my lifestyle laid bare for all to see although electro genital torture was so last year......

 

RE: yes

What's this years fashion for extreme homo sex perverts? What's "the new brown", if you will?

 

Cleveland Steamer as an act of revenge.

The logistics would be immense.

 

RE: yes

lying on the patio legs akimbo whlst having the entire cast of coronation street thrust melons into your 'nethers. all this is to be supervised by a barrymore lookalike.