Bobby Hassell conspiracy theory thread

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  1. Archey

    Archey Well-Known Member

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    Seems to be a few going around, even Bruce Dyer is at it.

    What's your theory

    I reckon he's been abducted by aliens and for the time being, someone else is writing his column in the chronicle?
     
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    I reckon he's actually Sidney Hill's swimming coach.
     
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    He's too tired to play due to him shagging all the fans wife's
     
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    Can't play because Hemsie and Tyrone have him tied up in a lock up in Wombwell.
     
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    Flicker wants to be the 'only ginner in the village'.
     
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    Tbf he's the love of my life so i'd let him
     
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    thomasevans Well-Known Member

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    As Kozzie said he had a degree in moaning, perhaps he is studying with OU for the Masters.
     
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    And Nudger is standing guard outside the lock up.
     
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    And that lock up is my mam's house.
     
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