Bobby to release autobiography sometime in May

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  1. JamDrop

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    JamDrop, Aug 9, 2013
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    Form three orderly queues.

    One to buy
    One to rush to get the bloke to sign it with a kiss
    One to buy then burn it
     
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    Chapter 1:

    Played a game of football
    Went to church
    Had a kid.

    Chapter 2

    See Chapter 1.
     
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    Or you could split chapter 1 into 3 chapters and stop being facetious.
     
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    I've heard it's gonna be quite racy. The working title is Fifty Shades of Pray
     
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    I'm kinda hoping it discusses his conversion from Satanism to Christianity
     
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    Can't we get Ken Loach to direct a biographical feature film to accompany the book?

    Cast:

    Damian Lewis - Bobby
    Scarlett Johansson - Bobby's missus
    Denzel Washington - Bruce Dyer
    Gene Hackman - Paul Hart
    Ewan McGregor - Mark Robins
    Jack Nicholson - Don Rowing
    Bill Murray - Keith Hill
     
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    Who can we get to play Hemsworth Tyke?
     
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    I've no idea what he looks like, although on impulse it would be someone like:

    jonah-hill-fat-picture_532x7111.jpg
     
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    LOL, that is actually the mental image I have of hemsoik.
     
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    I'm a bit of Whoopi Goldberg fan but I'm struggling to see where I could fit her into this film?

    Seeing as it's a fantasy, it's going to be a trilogy and everything will happen backwards...at the end of the third film, Bobby will be born.
     
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    Look forward to reading hemmsy's forward
     
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    Been done - The Curious Case of Robert Hassle
     
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    That's Hemsie's birthday present for next year sorted out then. :)
     
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    A good effort...
     
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