Bog roll...

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  1. DEETEE

    DEETEE Well-Known Member

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    Why is it so expensive for something you are essentially going to smear ***** on.
     
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  2. Eaststand Lower

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    Nick it from work
     
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  3. DEETEE

    DEETEE Well-Known Member

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    I can't now. We have dispensers. I'm sure an alarm goes off if you pull more than two sheets out.
     
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    2 sheets, is it smeared all over bog wall anall.
     
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  5. DEETEE

    DEETEE Well-Known Member

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    Greggs for lunch....

    Two to wipe one to polish
     
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    Eaststand Lower, Dec 11, 2013
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    that's right mate hope you are well. cant beat 6 inch squares of the daily mirror re-use everything eh
     
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  8. Barnsley Chopin

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    This is better than the Bobby thread and HemsworthisNelsonMandela threads - hands down!
     
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    I find the cheap stuff better than the posh stuff as it is rougher thus giving it a significantly better scrape factor.
     
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  10. DEETEE

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    How cheap do you go though, too thin and your in touch with your inner self
     
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    Cheap enough to be able to add an extra sheet to the wipe for double thickness ;)
     
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    And why does the missus insist on wanting the most expensive and uses so much I reckon she's bloody eating it!
     
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    Until it scrapes a layer of skin from your poo eye and you end up walking like John Wayne for the rest of the day.
     
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    Aye you might as well wipe your arse wi sand paper.
     
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    You'll recognise me when you see me then :D
     
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    Can't do this one or two sheets thing. My hand is like a boxing glove before i start wiping. :)
     
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    The way to go is wipe clean and finish off with a moist wipe to...

    A) Make absolute sure its clean
    B) To ease any discomfort made by the cheap bum fodder first used
     
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  18. DEETEE

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    C) sudacrem as required to ease any potential sting around the ring
     
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    Pre or post dump?
     
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    **** knows!
     
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