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  1. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    The bomb squad raced to a hospital A&E allegedly because a man had a WWII anti-tank shell stuck in his rectum.

    They were called to give specialist support after the man presented to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital A&E with the 57mm shell in his behind, reports the Sun,Evening Standard ( and other sources)

    The unidentified man reportedly claimed the inert bomb was his own and that he had “slipped and fallen” on it.


    A source told the newspaper: “The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear out of his stuff.
     
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    Beats a but plug.
     
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    Bet that came as a bumshell
     
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    Just out of interest.... was there anything in the rumours that circulated around town late 70s, early 80s, that there was a drunken bloke walking through the town centre with his lad out. Then it transpired that he'd trapped it in his zip and blocked out a nerve?
    Also; the nutcracker on the testicles in the Odeon story?
     
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    Confusion reigned when locals thought he'd lost his wife.. 'have you seen Michelle?' Etc. Sorry.
     
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    Probably worried he was on a short fuse!
     
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    Rectum! Blew em to ******* bits!
     
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    We've all done it
     
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    Getting a shot off taken to extremes.
     
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    Besides removing the shell the bomb squad also removed 3 marvel figures....guess it was a case of ....you've got to search for the hero inside yourself
     
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    Hospital radio
     
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