Woman in front of me in Lime Street was buying 10 big boxes of condoms! Must be one hell of a party she's going to!
Did she not have 10 bottles of lube then? I know Boots in town are doing a deal where you get a bottle of lube free with every big pack of Durex, definately one great party she's going to then.
Reminds me of.... The Science Technician at school. The Science department had discovered that the best and cheapest 'coupling' (sorry about the pun) device for connecting two pieces of apparatus was the humble condom, but you had to snip the end off to make it work in the experiment to join both ends. She regularly went to local Boots to acquire the next consignment. You can imagine the look on the face of the shop-assistant, who, when enquiring what size and type she wanted, got the reply, "It doesn't really matter. We're going to cut the end off in any case!" IT IS TRUE!!!
In Preston HomeBargains... ...there was this woman, resplendid in all her Muslim attire, buying thirteen (I counted em) big bottles of baby oil. Nothing else, just oil. What these outwardly quiet women must get up to behind closed doors eh! Then again, she could just have a load of babies. My dodgy mind.
