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  1. AIR

    AIRTyke New Member

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    Had my last alcoholic drink at 10pm Sunday night, that's over 59 hours ago.  Since then water and fruit tea has been flowing through my body, cleansing my addled liver, purifying my body and flushing out toxins.  I have slept deeply for two nights, had no urges to eat junk food, feel more alert and I have lost 3lbs.</p>

    What has this to do with football or this BBS?  Absolutely f'kall.</p>
     
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  2. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    I think it's very brave of you to 'come out' on this BBS.
     
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  3. AIR

    AIRTyke New Member

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    I'm now worried I am drinking too much carbonated water.  Should I switch to still?  I see you as my mentor.  I try to visualise your body each night before I fall asleep.
     
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  4. Isl

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    boil the kettle*, pour hot water in a mug add a generous slice of lemon. It's much better then spring water, then pop your Bette Middler collection in the DVD player.

    *be patient it may take a second longer on a cold day like today.
     
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  5. Gue

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    Good on you, mate. At least someone's sleeping. Feel free to have my share.
     
    Guest, Jan 25, 2006
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  6. AIR

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    Try a hot drink before bed.  Camomile tea perhaps.</p>
     
    AIRTyke, Jan 25, 2006
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  7. E.I. Addio

    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    Jesus, jumpin' Christu!!

    It'll be beads, bells, incense, crash pads, and Hari Krishna next!

    Pass me my kaftan please.
     
    E.I. Addio, Jan 25, 2006
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  8. AIR

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    RE: Jesus, jumpin' Christu!!

    I've just been on iVillage and the term for what you are doing is 'bullying'.  You're like George Galloway you are ....
     
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  9. E.I. Addio

    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    Nivver mind all that....

    ... gerrart an drink like a Barsteward.
     
    E.I. Addio, Jan 25, 2006
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