Bossman’s Minority Report, Credit Red Rain

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  1. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    To the referee...F**k off. And when you get there, f**k off from there too. Then f**k off some more. Keep f**king off until you get back here. Then f**k off again.”
     
    Bossman, Jan 27, 2021
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    That just about covers it. Brilliant report
     
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    great stuff
     
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    Incisive!
     
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    Laughing
     
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    You've got a listening device set up in my front room again, haven't you?
     
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    I think that could be my favourite match report ever.
     
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    Best ever minority report written in history
     
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    To be fair 'the referee' bit was unnecessary, we knew who you meant
     
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    Yeah but the ref might read the Bbs and think “I wonder who he was talking about?”
     
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    In depth, Boss and a **** off from me too. Glad I wasn`t at the ground I may have done missen no good.
     
    MrsHallsToffeerolls, Jan 27, 2021
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    Take the criticism, your next report will be spot on!!
     
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    We'll be reight :);)
     
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    You need to be more concise. Say what you mean.
     
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    I stopped reading at "referee".
     
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    Your reading is coming on...you’d normally have to ask what that first big word was :D
     
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    Starting to ramble now with these reports
     
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    Yeah sorry about that, once I started the words just flowed
     
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    At least you didn’t opt for ‘the man officiating in the black uniform’.

    You’d have thought Andy Ritchie’s twin brother would have been on our side as well.
     
    Loko the Tyke, Jan 28, 2021
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    Excellent report. Each one is better than the last. I really feel that the writer is getting into his stride now.

    One minor quibble: Quotation marks come in pairs; one opening, one closing.
     
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