Bought my wife

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    tykesfan Well-Known Member

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    Bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not her main present, just a stocking filler. I'll get mi coat. Best wishes to all, have a great festive season. COYR.
     
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    Hope you dont mind pal but ive stolen this and posted it on facebook as my own :D

    Did make me LOL tho, as the young ens say
     
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    nO WORRIES, GOT IT OFF MY LAD WHO'S A YOUNG UN
     
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    tykesfan Well-Known Member

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    Note to self.
    Check message before posting.
     
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    tykesfan Well-Known Member

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    Great joke

    Just told it to the wife and daughters and grand kids. They all laughed out loud, mind you they were watching half baked off.
     
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    Mine asked for "Bath Stuff" so I got her a toaster:rolleyes:
     
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    Pushed the boat out this year present wise.....bought the wife a jaguar for Christmas.....she was really impressed


    first time she let it out of its cage this lunch time it bit her bleeding head of....


    taxi
     
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    After a 24hr slog Father Christmas slumped into his chair when there was a knock at the door, it was the Christmas fairy with a Christmas tree. He told her to shove it up her Ar$e.


    Another Taxi please
     
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    Santa was sat in his favorite chair on Christmas eve having 5 minutes before his big round , outside the weather wasn't being very kind when a loud noise came from the direction of the window...whats that he asked mother clause. on looking out of the window she replied... nothing to worry about its only the rain dear...
    taxi
     
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    My wife asked for a rabbit for Christmas, how was I supposed to know she meant the fluffy type with floppy ears?
    Goodnight you've been a wonderful audience
     
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    shed131 Well-Known Member

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    Eldest lad came home the other day and asked, dad can i borrow a torch please im going on a date, i said you want a torch what for....i turned to his mother and said....i didnt need a torch when i was dating at his age did i love...yes replied my son but in all fairness dad look what you ended up with


    Taxi
     
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    Bought my missus a fridge for Christmas. You should have seen her face light up when she opened it.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
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