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  1. fir

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    Radio 2 informed me this afternoon that according to research The Midlife Crisis does not exist.

    Can anyone come up with a few alternative excuses so that I can explain my behaviour please? :D :eek: (hidebehindsofa)
     
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    That's rubbish

    Trust me, I'm an expert on mid life crises.

    Most of these type of feelings can be explained by being married to someone who is either not interested in football, or (worse) being with to someone who claims to support a dee dar team. The continual stress of such pathetic circumstances inevitably leads to all kinds of strange behaviour. It is particularly bad when it effects 2 or more members of the same family, as this can eventually lead to complete breakdown.

    There is no cure. You are stuck with it for the rest of your life (or until the dee dars go into admin).

    Therapy can alleviate the symptoms, and Fosters.
     
  3. Gue

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    only one...........

    woman.......end of :$
     
  4. Gue

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    wow we are strangely and inexplicably linked.....awesome

    fosters and curry.....mmmmmmmm
     
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    does this midlife crisis

    explain why are lass aint wanted sex for the last four years (come April that is)
     
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    Glad I re-read that

    Thought you were on about a midwife crisis and had summat to tell us :)
     
  7. fir

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    Believe me

    This time 5 years ago I was in labour with our little un.

    She was born during Wednesday- Reds with the radio Sheff commentary on.

    Never again.


    Over to you ............... :D

    (Is this where I get mi coit?)
     
  8. fir

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    RE: That's rubbish

    Right I'll stick to the Fosters then...

    Like the new piccie by the way ... not quite what I ordered ... (James Bond if you were listening), but still it's an improvement on the previous one.
     
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    oh thats an easy one..

    just go look in a mirror.... :D :D :D :D :D
     
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    it's my biggest worry fired. My doctor has told me that I'm moving out of my mid-life crisis and entering my second childhood. He recommended that I become a B.F.C. fan and enter the web site known has the B.B.S. where I will find solice and tranquility. I'm still looking for em but nobody is signing off with those names. What do you reccomend?
     
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    How would I know?

    I'm too busy
    * Looking at calendars of Firemen/ deciding if I should get my hair dyed/ taking an unprecedented interest in nail files/ buying perfume online/ looking up old flames on Facebook/ contemplating the 40 things I should do before I'm 40/ joining wine clubs/ etc etc.
     
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    RE: Believe me

    If ever we have kids it'll be conceived 9 months before May/June
     
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    RE: Believe me

    Family Planning at its best!

    Romantic weekend away for you two in the early autumn then? D
     
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    Isn't listening to Radio 2 sort of confirming it ?
     
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    Well yes

    ... but been listening to R2 since I was 26 ish, and I'm pretty sure I wasn't having a midlife crisis then. :)
     
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    Just Noticed

    That picture has gone off - summat about bandwidth exceeded. Will get onto it.
     
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    Sure sign of a mid life crisis

    Is when you borrow someone else's car. You drive around in it, listening to radio 2 or 5 live or whatever. Then, before you give the car back, you tune the radio into "hot rap hits" or "club sound" or whatever before turning it off.

    Anotehr sign is having a miniature deo spray or roll-on which just fits into the door pocket of your motor. Never know when you might need it.
     
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    RE: Well yes

    Only reason I mention it is that I found myself listening to it the other day.
     
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    Another

    ... fiding intelligent presenter types attractive - Jeremy Vine for example. What's all that about?!!

    By the way, KEEP the photo!! Swooning.
    (L)
     

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