After the announcement that Steele and Hassell were both in today's starting lineup, one unnamed reds supporter from West Yorkshire suffered a suspected coronary infarction. Thankfully a full recovery was made when it was realised there were now two scapegoats to blame - for absolutely anything. It is not known whether this latest development will prevent the supporter from continuing a relentless campaign of claiming that the England cricket side are the best ever and are actually currently playing well.
We're u in the ground at 5 to 3? St John's ambulance were trying to revive someone in East stand lower giving their chest a proper hammering to get their heart started. Hopefully the fan in question is ok
I was obviously unaware of that by the way, I sit in the east lower generally but missed today, somewhat reluctantly, but I'd promised to take the kids to my mums for Christmas Day mark 2. I now understand the lack of response - when I read the response I did get I didn't realise it was actually a serious post. My apologies, in the circumstances this was an inappropriate post. My defence being complete ignorance as to the situation.
