<h3 class="headline" id="headline">FORMER RED IN THE DOCK </h3><div class="articleBody" id="articleBody"> FORMER Barnsley promotion dwarf Martin Bullock has been hit with a FA charge following his latest Birthday card after Macclesfield's 2-1 defeat at Shrewsbury last Friday evening.</p> Bullock received his 'happy 33rd' card minutes after the game and has now been charged with having the opposite of Huntingtons career.</p> Bullock has until 6pm on Wednesday October 11 to admit or deny the charge. A Disciplinary Commission will hear the case on Tuesday October 17.</p> A Macclesfield spokesman said, "We signed him good faith as an up and coming schoolboy a few years ago. We never wondered why he'd played 3 seasons in the 1st team at Barnsley when we signed him at the age of 14, well thats what we thought anyway."</p> PFA Spokesperson Gordon Whitcockart raised concerns that more older footballers were lying through their Milk teeth to get further deals, "Look at Ole Gunnar Solskjaer at Man Utd. He's nearly 35 and can get on the bus for 25p".</p></div>
Ha ha ha ha! I've just pissed my pants, literally - a little bit of wee came out! did you say "promotion dwarf" or did I imagine it? pfffff
No I've had another look it's even funnier on second reading. pfffff. promotion dwarf Don't tell Hartog :- 1. It's as funny as his posts (difficult but achieved) 2. It mentions dwarf (sensitive). Cazi / City - please delete before Dirk gets to his graft tomorrow morning.
