Brilliant - Chants courtesy of the BBC

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  1. Cas

    Casper Well-Known Member

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    Surprised this one didn't get a mention

    Everton and Chelsea fans singing this together before the cup final on saturday, to the tune of &quot;The Runaway Train&quot;:</p>

    He's half a boy and half a girl Torres, Torres,
    He looks just like a transvestite Torres, Torres,
    He wears a frock he likes his ****
    He sells his ar$e at albert dock,
    Fernando Torres Carragher's bit on the side
    </p>
     
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    RE: Surprised this one didn't get a mention

    "Would the owner of the Vauxhall, registration number xxxxxx, please report to the nearest steward as you have left the handbrake off and it has rolled into the car behind you."

    Shortly afterwards....

    "Would the owner of the Ford Fiesta, registration number xxxxxx, please also report to the nearest steward as yours is the one that has been hit."
    From the Wycombe Wanderers-Brentford game.

    :D
     
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    WTF?

    "Shall we poach an egg for you?"
    Aberdeen supporters to Rangers defender Kirk Broadfoot, injured when an egg exploded in his microwave.

    Stranger than the Barnard injury.
     
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    RE: WTF?

    That was a few weeks back.
     
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    "You're going down with the Woolworths"

    West Ham United vs. Barnsley.
     
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    It wasn't a football injury though

    He was already out injured with something else when he poached a couple of eggs in the microwave, gave them a quick prod to see if they were cooked and one exploded burning his cheek.
     
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    This one was also missed out:


    Breaking News:



    Hull City have been charged by the FA with fielding an unregistered player at the end of January '09. When they signed Kamil Zayatte from Young Boys for £2.5M on 23 January this year, there had been some irregularities with the transfer and he was not formerly registered when Hull drew 2-2 with West Brom. West Brom have been awarded 3 points for that game instead of 1 but it has made no difference to them, they are still relegated.

    However Hull have been stripped of their point, which puts them on the same points as Newcastle but with a poorer goal difference. Newcastle have complained immediately and if the claim is upheld, Hull will be relegated retrospectively and the Toon will stay up!


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    Carlsberg don't do e-mails for delusional Geordies but if they did they would probably be the best e-mails in the world!
     
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    It nearly ruined his good looks

    :D
     
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