British Rail - they're having a larf.

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  1. Caz

    Cazi New Member

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    Rang 'em today to book me and t'other half on the train to come up to Tarn in a few weeks time. What a performance that was. Firstly, he explains that I can no longer use my first town as part of a super saver ticket and I have to book the journey from there to my transfer station as a seperate journey (WTF! Why?) and then proceeds to tell me that all in all my journey for two people will cost a nice little sum of £206 - once I picked myself up off the floor, I told him I'd rather drive!
     
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    £206

    where you cumin from like?
     
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    Which train operator ?

    And are you coming to Sheff or Donny thence Barnsley ?
     
  4. Caz

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    RE: £206

    Bleeding Australia with the sounds of it. Oh, and that's a Super Saver ticket deal and not first class with gold plated bogs.
     
  5. Gue

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    Look at this for an excuse for the train being late. 3rd Bullet Point :S

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    Timetabled arrival in Longton 1917. Expected Arrival 1940

    23 years late! F*cking hell! Just in time for the war.
     
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    That was Virgin Rail and coming via Sheffield.

    £206 smackers - I'd rather crawl on mi knees than pay that.
     
  8. Gue

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    Virgin trains are deranged simpletons.

    Try GNER (seriously). They are a much more efficient outfit regarding ticket sales and prices. However, if the journey utilises a Virgin service then good luck.
     
  9. Caz

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    Unfortunately, my route has involved Virgin Trains for some years now.

    The ticket sales man this morning didn't have a clue. Tried telling me that I can't get from here to Barnsley at all!
     
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    Who did you do journey through Cazi?

    National Rail Enquries or trainline? and whats start/finish?
     
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    RE: Timetabled arrival in Longton 1917. Expected Arrival 1940

    And that was on the new fast type trains. Poor buggers on the old version are still fighting out the crimean war.
     
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    RE: Who did you do journey through Cazi?

    National Rail Enquiries
     
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    Oh..

    they are usually quite good...where does your journey start?

    Try going to your local station and collaring a conductor..they usually have books that work out fares for themandbest routes

    oh and pedant alert...British Rail don't exist anymore..Private Enterprise works!!
     
  14. Gue

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    The question is

    What constitutes an unusually large passenger?
     
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    Are you coming back the same day?

    If so , I am sure someone once went from Barnsley to somewhere in the southwest by buying daysavers on the day of travel and they saved a lot of money based on buying a single ticket for the journey.
     
  16. Gue

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    Try breaking it down

    just use this for an example.

    local train station - yeovil, yeovil - london, london - birmingham, birmingham - sheffield.

    it may be cheaper, and look out for like the 14day advanced tickets if possible.
     
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    thought I'd posted this once but it's vanished!

    try on line www.thetrainline.com - shows all available tickets and you can check single ticket prices as well. You can get some good deals and I only ever use them now
     
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    RE: Are you coming back the same day?

    No, I'm staying for a few days. Tried 3 different websites now and they all give the same price. I'm off down to the station in a bit see if I can get a better deal or explanation as to why it's so expensive.
     
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    It was 70+ return from Bridgend to Wakey Westgate a cpl of years ago.

    SO to me 103 quid return each sounds about right , albeit a tad expensive.
     
  20. Gue

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    Get a super advance to Paddington, then get another one from Kings Cross to Doncaster, then just get a single to Tarn, I used to work for National Rail Enquiries, most calls go to India, and they haven't a clue!
     

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