<div><p class="MsoNormal"><font id="role_document" face="Times New Roman" color="#004080" size="7"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: #004080; FONT-STYLE: italic">Bumper Stickers</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></p></div><div><blockquote style="MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt"><div><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#008000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#0000ff" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#ff0000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#008000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> The Earth Is Full - Go Home. </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#0000ff" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="4"><span tyle="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial" s=""><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. </span></span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#ff0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#008000" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#0000ff" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#008000" size="6"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> Illiterate? Write For Help. </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#ff0000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> Honk If Anything Falls Off. </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#008000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#0000ff" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit. </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#008000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> I Refuse To Have A <city u1:st="on"><place u1:st="on"></place></city><font color="#008000"><span style="COLOR: green"> Of Wits With An Unarmed Person. </span></font></span></font><font face="Arial Black" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"><city w:insauthor="Unknown" w:insdate="2006-05-19T15:34:00Z" w:endinsauthor="Unknown" w:endinsdate="2006-05-19T15:34:00Z"><place w:insauthor="Unknown" w:insdate="2006-05-19T15:34:00Z" w:endinsauthor="Unknown" w:endinsdate="2006-05-19T15:34:00Z"><city w:st="on"><place w:st="on"><font color="#008000"><span style="COLOR: green">Battle</span></font></place></city></place></city></span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#ff0000" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#008000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#0000ff" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> Fight Crime: Shoot Back! </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#008000" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'">If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#ff0000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Also Are Timed For 70 mph</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#008000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#0000ff" size="4" r="blue" colo=""><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#008000" size="5"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> Ax Me About Ebonics. </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#ff0000" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel. </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#008000" size="6"><span yle="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'" st=""><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> Boldly Going Nowhere. </span></span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#0000ff" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> Caution - Driver Legally Blonde. </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#008000" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#ff0000" size="5"><span le="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'" sty=""><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window. </span></span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#008000" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#0000ff" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN. </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#ff0000" size="2"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.</span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> AND Finally</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></font></p><div style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><div><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" color="#008000" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green"> </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></font></p></div></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"><font face="Arial Black" color="#ff0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'">"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE</span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#000080" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'"> </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#ff0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'">CHANGED OFTEN, </span></font><font face="Arial Black" color="#ff0000" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'">AND FOR THE SAME REASON"</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#008000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></font></p></div></blockquote></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </span></font></p></div>
Don't know if it was posted on here before Back of a Harley rider's t-shirt in the States. "If you can read this the bitch fell off"
