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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    The "horses" I've drawn in the works sweepstake are as follows:

    Mr Moonshine (33/1) : Half brother to "Spongle Chops", the infamous Irish stayer who won the Threshbuckle Chase at Warmister Downs in 2011.
    Has a chance if the going is moist.
    Trained by Charlie Smegma at his imposing yard in Spofforth.
    Jockey is Raymond Tallisker, winner of the German National in 2007 on "Glass Coffee Table".

    Buckers Bridge (66-1) : 8 year old Albino filly from the Hatstand Stables in Monmouth. Daughter of a horse that did some stuff.
    Got lost on its last outing at Tadcaster. Was found 3 days later in Fort William drinking cider.
    Was a extra in the film "Warhorse" and only has one eye.
    Trained & ridden by the Jizzle family, who are Romany travellers from Carlisle.

    Pretty happy with those.
     
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    Just spat my coffee out!!
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I can't see "Just Spat My Coffee Out" on the list of runners.
    Must be a late entry.
    Saw him run at Wellingborough in the T-Bone Stakes in February.
    He was pampered by 2 geldings whilst entering the final trimester.
    Good horse.
     

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