Burglars beware... lol

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  1. Journo Tyke

    Journo Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Hairdresser Turned A Would Be Robber Into Her Sex Slave

    A Russian lady from the small town of Meshchovsk is making Fileunderi News: The hairdresser turned a would be robber into her Sex Slave.

    28-year-old Olga was getting ready to close up shop when a man entered the salon armed with a gun. Frightened employees and customers complied with his request for money. Unfortunately for 32-year-old Viktor, the would be robber...Olga the shop owner and yellow belt in karate knocked him to the floor. She then tied him up with a hair dryer cord. (kinky!)

    Olga put Viktor in the utility room and told the other employees to go ahead and leave; she would call the police. Did Olga call the police? No, Olga went into the utility room and told Viktor to remove his underpants, or she would call the police.

    Olga then raped Viktor.

    For three days.

    She chained Viktor to a radiator with pink furry handcuffs (kinky!) and fed him Viagra to keep him going.

    For three days.

    Olga finally released Viktor with the parting words...“Get out of my sight!”

    Viktor went straight to the hospital with injured genitals and then paid a visit to the police. The police then came to get Olga. She had this to say:

    “What a Barsteward. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”

    Both Olga and Viktor face possible prison terms. And Viktor needs to find a new profession.

    :D :D :D
     
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