Butterfield in the 2nd half on Saturday:

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Personally - I thought his hair wasn't quite right.
    Maybe someone was messing about with it at half time?

    His hair has been a very big influence on the club, and its fans, this season.
    He needs to take more responsibility.
    Young kids at the game need to look up to a players hairstyle.

    It's pretty obvious that every young lad these days wants nothing more than to be the captain of their football team, gain international honours, have great hair & bash the back-doors in of some bint in the Travelodge while other squad members are watching / filming.

    Come on Jacob.
    Get your act together, lad.
    6 assists & 1 goal in the last 4 games mean nothing if your hair is a bit of a mess.

    Yours in sport,

    Stevey T.
     
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    dodgey defence Well-Known Member

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    Jacob is a real hero for trying so hard even though everyone in the ground could see that his hair wasnt quite right. What a proffesional.
     
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  3. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Bgaark.

    Potato.

    Hatstand.

    Frisnit.

    Wibble.
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Poor Management.

    Keith should have noticed his hair wasn't right & brought him off.
    No quality player can manage 45 minutes of Championship football with funny hair.

    Drinkwater has no such issues.

    I also think Jacob should be able to divide by zero, speak 23 languages, dance the tango, release an album with the artist formerly known as Prince, be captain of a championship club, discover the higgs boson sub atomic particle, make a new series of Crossroads, invent a cure for cancer, get some England U21 caps & visit the bottom of the Mariana trench using a carrier bag & 3 tea-cups.

    Come on Jacob.
    You're letting yourself down, lad.
     
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    Re: Poor Management.

    I'd heard CERN had recruited Jacob for his worldy power blaster left to set the atoms wizzing around the LHC at the speed of light. But then the Vatican planted Perkins in the dressing room to foil the pesky physicsit
     
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  6. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Re: Poor Management.

    Now you're just being silly.
     
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    Re: Poor Management.

    You missed build a spaceship and travel to Kepler 22-b from your list and you accuse others of being silly. Very unprofessional.
     
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