Can anyone translate this

<table cellspacing="3" cellpadding="0" width="737" align="center" border="0"><tbody><tr><th style="background: url('../../images/header.gif')" valign="bottom" align="left" colspan="2" height="49"> </th></tr><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="noprint"><font>Regionieuws</font><font>&raquo;</font></div></td></tr><tr><td style="background: url('../../images/lichtblauw.gif'); width: 537px" valign="top"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><th valign="top" scope="col" width="37%" height="268"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" bgcolor="#ffffff" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="width: 315px" valign="top"></td><td style="width: 3px"></td><td valign="top" rowspan="2"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td style="background: url('../../images/lichtblauw.gif'); height: 44px" valign="middle"><div class="edaldus" align="center">Bruma verkast naar Barnsley</div></td></tr><tr><td class="style6" valign="top" align="left">Marciano Bruma speelt de volgende twee seizoenen in Engeland bij Barnsley. </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td style="height: 11px" valign="top" colspan="2"><span class="date" style="font-weight: normal">uitgegeven: 13:05 11-05-2007 gewijzigd: 13:05 11-05-2007 </span></td></tr><tr><td class="style5" style="height: 9px" valign="top" align="left" colspan="3">
<div style="font-weight: normal">Het contract bij Barnsley, dat uitkomt in de &eacute;&eacute;n na hoogste divisie, is het gevolg van een succesvolle stageperiode van de rechtsback. Bruma liep al stage bij Ipswich Town, toen nog zonder succes.

Bruma zoekt zijn heil in het buitenland, omdat Sparta eerder al bekend maakte dat zijn contract niet zou worden verlengd. De afgelopen twee seizoenen kwam Bruma niet veel aan spelen toe. Hij moest Davey de Fauw en Sepp de Roover op zijn positie voor zich dulden. De Rotterdammer scoorde een competitiedoelpunt voor Sparta en bezorgde de Kasteelclub met die treffer tegen Fortuna Sittard de periodetitel in 2004.</div><div class="noprint">

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The contract at Barnsley, which ends up in one after highest divisie, is the consequence of a successful training period period of the rechtsback. Bruma ran already training period at Ipswich Town, then still without success.

Bruma zoekt its prosperity abroad, because Sparta made earlier already confessed that its contract would not be extended. The past two seasons did not belong to Bruma much to game. He had tolerate Davey the Fauw and Sepp the Roover on its position for itself. The Rotterdammer scored a competition aim point for Sparta and provided to the castle club with that hit against Fortuna Sittard the period title in 2004.

 

Now can anyone translate that nt

 

Did you do a Dutch degree - brilliant ! nt

 

google is **** for translating, isnt it?

 

just use; dictionary.com and the translator on thier page!!!!!!!!!!!

 

This is from Freetranslation.com, hope it makes things a bit clearer.

The contract by Barnsley, that comes out is the consequence of a successful training period period of the rechtsback in the one after most division. Bruma walked all training period by Ipswich Town, when yet without success.

Bruma do not seeks known made would become extended its safety in the foreign country, because Sparta before already that its contract. The two seasons Bruma came not ended many at games to. He had to tolerate Davey the Fauw and Sepp the Roover on its position for self. The Rotterdammer scored a competition target point for Sparta and concerned the castle club with that treffer against Fortuna Sittard the period title in 2004.

 

Translation

My Dutch is only rudementary so bear with me.

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I am delighted to be having contract for team like Barnsley I hear much enjoyment to be had in town pubs with my team mates (but not Kay Anthony) that is why I not join club Ipswich Town.

I hear that Simon Davey be manager of good team and that drinking ban be lifted once we reach target of 50 championship points.

I have heard that girls in pubs are much prettier than girls from Rotterdam and Fortuna Sittard so I fit in here well especially as I hear from your player of year that many good times to be had in town on Saturday nights in Blah Bar and Funnygals. I hear that drinking ban not apply unless you not get on good with manager.

 

Quality.

"I hear that drinking ban not apply unless you not get on good with manager".

He he he.

Kay, Kay - whatever have you done?
Supping beer after we've just won
Now Simon says "my rules were not applied"
Naked press ups with Reid & Bri

 

properly lol nt

 

as 'quality' and 'proper lol' are already taken and I'm undecided between 'mint' and 'lmao'

definately one or the other tho'.