Can I explain what's going on at Oakwell in simple terms?

Right then.
It's very simple.

Imagine you are renting a house that is knackered.
Your landlord gives you a few quid to tidy it up.
He then builds a shed outside the front window - and let's tramps sleep in it.
Then he sells off the garden to build some flats. People piss in the lifts.
He then buys you some new wallpaper.

You see.
Easy.

 

Thats just what we need

some lifts.

Yours,
Slash.

 

Yep.

Plenty of flats & lifts.
And a 30k stadium.

With 200 parking spaces.

FFS.

 

Make us park in town

and pay the council. its a conspiracy. where's the milkman?

Academy pitches. more talent in tarmac.

 

Pff.

30k stadium.
8k average attendance.
2k flats.
200 parking spaces.
3rd division football.
1 million pound loan.

Football is **** anyway.
Level it & build a B&Q.