can i tell you a 2005 strory,about old age,

What i am going to tell you,is the kind of things you can look forward to,in your old age,and i dont want any SYMPATHY,..im only too happy to be able to tell you, ive been in all sorts of predicaments(havnt we all),this one could have been my last, now some of you know,about my wife, a lass from hoyle mill,Lundwood ETC,now she has more than her fair shre of womens troubles,Diabetic,astma,bowle cancer,triple by pass,to mention a few,she does not have a grey hair in her head,she also has sever arthritis, 8 weeks ago she had a Hip Replacement,and finished in Intensive care,and like a good barnsley lass battled thro, its been painfull watching her struggle about the house,this se does,but o this day Sunday night she came a cropper,HOW,this is how,she walkes about with 2 sticks,now recently we had the hall way linoed,very nice and smooth,in that hall is a smal radiator,that keeps air locking,so this Sunday night i bleed it,now my eye sight is not good,i also have Vascular disese,and cant do much before im out of breath, well i did not wipe the water i spilled on the floor,the wife goes to the Toilet,i hears a scream, she has put her stick in the wet floor,and head butted the floor,her face covered in BLOOD,its all over the floor,she wont let my pick her up,i cant any way,so drag her across the floor,she is trying to help her self,we are exhausted,there is an Emergancy button for the Para,s to come out,we both dont want that,so we struggle for an hour or more,till we get our breath back, she is ok,only for a bad blister on her eel where she pushed herslf around the floor......i only tell you this,,,,if you have an emergancy button use it...after all that we both got a right telling off,from family and medical staff..but thats life thats old age......Enjoy it when its your turn,and it will ,sooner than you think.........Now where were we........Oh yes Barnsley,lets have 3 points out of Scunny to morrow............

 

Keep battling. And stop laying traps for your lass.

 

What do you expect,she is Man u Crackers

 

Fair enough. Leave the door open so it ices over next time.


Tha' a warm chuff thee.

 

Use that emergency button and stop thinking you are "putting people out"!

You remind me of my old man! Except he wouldn't have a clue how to even switch a computer on.

Do you get to any games at all?

 

Don't mean to sound insensitive oldtimer but I found that really funny</p>

Sorry</p>

 

thats fine with me,thats what i meant im Happy to be able to tell you.....go and have a word with my lad at 42 Riber,he will confirm

 

Well dirk its 11 35,ive to get my Leci scooter out and go to chip oil...ive lost another argument,,i will try that icy thing next time

 

I can imagine how that converstion will go.</p>

Knock Knock</p>

&quot;Hi, I heard ur old man had an accident, i found it really funny!&quot;</p>

Smack</p>

 

Plenty salt & vinegar, enjoy thissen.

 

No those days are very much over,
i would not be able to see from one end of pitch to t
other cant travel,im really Knacked if it were not for my PC,,dont know what i wud do.
but i can listen ok.and watch telly.
cheers

 

Now thats where you are wrong
all you have to do is nip down
he goes to work at 3 30 pm to tracky,s
no we are not a family of smackers
we can defend our selves if need be
but we can laugh at our selves
and do,..no you wont be disappointed
in fact it might be his weeek end off
come on over with him next sunday week,for sunday dins
cheers

 

Glad to hear you are both alright

but if anything like that happens again, please use the emergency button.

 

RE: Glad to hear you are both alright

yes i will, os she will, yes she has had her done to day,still no grey at 74.......