Went for a haircut in town yesterday conversation went something like this: Hairdresserid you have a good weekend? Me: Yes Hairdresser:What did you do then? Me:Oh i went to the Barnsley/Chelsea match. Hairdresser: Oh right...who won? Unbelievable!!!
Bet you ended up with a reight hairstyle Well, as good as can be expected from a blind and deaf barber anyhow.