Can you see Jesus?

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  1. Oak

    Oaktyke New Member

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    They've found images of him on a piece of toast, inside a potato and i even think there may have been a crop circle that resembled old JC, but this really takes the biscuit...................

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  2. Gue

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    Is that Genuine ?

    If it is, that dogs arse is worth a fortune
     
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  3. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    RE: Is that Genuine ?

    Wait 'til he starts talking ****.
     
    Isle of Wight Tyke, Nov 8, 2006
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  4. Gue

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    Our Lord Jesus Christ

    Amen

    Are you interested in a business proposition ? I need someone on board with links off shore, and thought the IOW might be a start
     
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  5. Isl

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    RE: Our Lord Jesus Christ

    Does it involve robbing a bank?
     
    Isle of Wight Tyke, Nov 8, 2006
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  6. Gue

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    No stockings required

    Its a web based scam

    But I do need a fence, and a brains man
     
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  7. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    RE: No stockings required

    B&Q and Dreamboy 3000?
     
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  8. Gue

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    I do wish you'd take me seriously

    I'm on the edge of something big here. And I'm not sitting on Dawn Frenchs knee
     
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  9. Isl

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    RE: I do wish you'd take me seriously

    okay PM me then.
     
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  10. Gue

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    Money Laundering ?

    Hello.
     
    Guest, Nov 8, 2006
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  11. Gue

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    Pussy Mouth you ?

    Don't be so dirty

    And in any case, it wasn't so much a genuine business proposition, more an idea that came to me while I was watching GMTV this morning. I think I'm still in drink, so quite probably would have been more amusing to me than to others
     
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  12. Isl

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    RE: Pussy Mouth you ?

    you've given up to quick Scarfy, that's not the entrepreneurial quality I look for in pretend/comedy business propositions.

    Dirk seems interested though.
     
    Isle of Wight Tyke, Nov 8, 2006
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  13. Gue

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    Its a bit like Dragons Den here

    Hardly inspires me, the fact that Dirk might be interested
     
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  14. Gue

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    RE: Its a bit like Dragons Den here

    I didn't get where I am today by being normal.
     
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  15. E.I. Addio

    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    Looks a dead ringer

    so to speak</p>
     
    E.I. Addio, Nov 8, 2006
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  16. Gue

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    Appreciate that

    How's the knockers lady with the hooters from next door ?
     
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  17. Gue

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    RE: Appreciate that

    Caused the electrician to fall off his ladder yesterday - with hilarious consequences.</p>



    They're getting bigger, mind, she's put some timber on of late.</p>
     
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  18. Gue

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    She's comfort eating

    And is more than likely pining for you to soil her face
     
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  19. Gue

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    RE: She's comfort eating

    She's got quite a sour face, the sort you know would look angry whilst you dolloped on her tits. Oh my.
     
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  20. Gue

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    The nuisanced look

    Angry, but only for a second, when she sighs - and then laps it all up
     
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