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Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by Guest, Aug 18, 2005.

  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    ucking arsed.
     
  2. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Aren't you inspired by the thought of

    repossession?
     
  3. Gue

    Guest Guest

    I am shortly

    to shake the East Midlands banking world to its very foundations. I am most displeased.

    Got a stonking refund from my solicitor though. More cash in the Hartog stash to paraphrase a wealthy poster of yore.
     
  4. Gue

    Guest Guest

    How come?
     
  5. Gue

    Guest Guest

    He took out a 'high' interest account ...

    ... thinking he would grow a few inches.
     
  6. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: How come?

    The refund ?

    Apparently my solicitor has got back some dosh I paid the other parties solicitor for legal disbursements (sp ?) and they'd also over estimated their fees on the amount of work to be done.

    I can afford them cuban heels now.
     
  7. Gue

    Guest Guest

    good God

    They over estimated??!! You got money BACK from a solicitors?

    You really are one in a million
     
  8. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: good God

    Special needs.
     
  9. Gue

    Guest Guest

    I almost fell off my chair at that.

    A certain solicitor working for a certain company I may know is so useless that he re-does every draft up to 8 times.
    A simple procedure, that is handled in 3 or 4 days when he's on holiday, takes him 3 weeks.
    He got made an associate, or summat, cos he was bringing in such vast amounts of cash ... and the clients never questioned why they were getting such ridiculous bills.

    I made all that up.
    Something like this could never happen in the UK Legal profession.
     
  10. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Are you implying that's me?

    I demand a retraction in Gardeners World magazine and a 10p mix up in damages
     
  11. Gue

    Guest Guest

    I never even mentioned you.

    And you can't sue a nickname.

    Tell you what - I'll apologise in the Big Issue & let you have a pair of Spackybacks best knickers that she keeps at ours for 'special occasions'.
    Will that suffice?

    Can I have your address so I can send them to you?
     
  12. Gue

    Guest Guest

    of course

    send them c/o Oddbins, Gratis Street
     
  13. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: of course

    I take it that's your Mum's address?

    Excellent.
     
  14. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Oddbins?

    Aren't they the specs you get from a currently disgruntled Derbyshire optician?
     
  15. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: Oddbins?

    b'dum tish indeed :)
     

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