cant we have a thread about Iran or summat

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  1. unc

    uncle mort New Member

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    RE: Penguins do....

    A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed
    on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new
    game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the
    pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly
    along it at the water edge. Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn their
    heads in unison watching the planes go by, and when the pilots turn
    around and fly back, the birds turn their heads in the opposite
    direction, like spectators at a slow-motion tennis match. Then, the
    paper reports, "The pilots fly out to sea and directly to the penguin
    colony and overfly it. Heads go up, up, up, and ten thousand penguins
    fall over gently onto their backs.

    .... (babyhaha) ....My eyes are running....
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    I always knew that penguins were well worth posting about nt
     
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    RE: I always knew that penguins were well worth posting about nt

    You just confirmed it, your obsessed with penguins, ....

    Max Mosley had a Nazi theme, now if i could just sort summat out involving penguins, I'll let you know....

    ................................ :D ........................Mind I'll try owt once, you?....
     
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    Aye, will try owt once

    So far this "trying owt at least once" system has worked with beer, women, wine, football, cricket, Indians, cigs (until a year ago).

    Not sure about a Nazi based penguin orgy though, will have to think about it.
     
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    I canoed to a Penguin Colony on the Falklands, as we were approaching the beach the male penguins stood like he-men with their little wings wrapped around imaginary carpets protecting the women and children. Anyway when we landed and dragged the canoes up a little closer, they all ran off and left the women and kids to it. It was so funny watching then gather further away sqwarking to themselves.

    Well it made me titter !

    PS I never canoed from the UK if you were wondering, I was on an exped at a place called Shag Cove :D
     
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    RE: Aye, will try owt once

    Could be fun, fun, fun, obviously without the commas....
     

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