Capitalisation

Capitalisation is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

 

Fork 'andles syndrome! n/t

 

if you were a capitalist

you'd leave your uncle jack on the horse. He can get off himself.

 

So which was it that you did?

I reckon it was the latter!

 

RE: if you were a capitalist

If you were a real capitalist you may exploit the opportunity for setting up a horse demounting service to provide Uncle Jack with the ease of travel twixt back of horse and terra ferma, all for a reasonable charge and available at his convenience

* weekends, public holidays and after 6pm may incur a premium.

 

Really?

You are funny.