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Why can't I see it?

Have you f@cked up?!!

 

I can see it

So if he has blisteringed up then it must have been during an eye test with you. 

 

RE: I can see it

Oh...

I'll try FireFox!

 

I can smell lesbo filth

but see nowt more than a red cross

boo

 

forget it - it dint

 

RE: I can smell lesbo filth

Perhaps I need to post summat a bit stronger ? It was v softcore lesbo caressing and kissing.

 

You said caressing

you'll get done

 

RE: You said caressing

I could have said fanny fingering.

 

You could indeed

I'm reading a book at the moment about Serial Killers. It referred to Oral Sodomy.

Does that mean forced bum licking ?

 

RE: You could indeed

I can only think that it does.</p>



Being pinned down whilst getting your ring licked. </p>



£50 extra normally.</p>

 

On reading it I tutted a tut of exasperation

And my missus asked what was up.

So I explained that the book was talking about how this bloke was forcing a lass into oral sodomy, and she said she wasn't surprised I was disgusted.

I told her no, but it was just that they'd spelt sodomise with a Z. Dirty yankee b'stards

 

RE: On reading it I tutted a tut of exasperation

The erosion of The Queens English goes on.