Danny: 'oi ***** stop telling perkins to pass that way. We're kicking this way you pillock. And you can piss off as well mellon telling me that kennedy should be the first name on the teamsheet you useless ****, you'll be at bury before the end of january'
if you can keep your head whilst those around you are losing theirs, the chances are you haven't a fkn clue what's going on!
"So you two. Where did you say the trap door is that most of our players disappear down after the first whistle. Is it over in that corner?" "Theres another one over there, boss. Just in case that one doesn't work!"
Wiseman, there's no need to feel down. I said, Wiseman, pick yourself off the ground. I said, Wiseman, 'cause you play like a clown There's no need to be unhappy. It's fun to play in the D.I.V.1 its fun to play in the D.I.V.1
"That's him over there in the stand boss, Reuben Noble-Lazarus, reight player. Everyone knows he's the best left-sided option we have at the club." "Then who's this chump that Micky keeps telling me to pick?"
Once again... Just remind me whos that wearing that number 4 shirt? Cos i sure as hell dint pick him!
So that Kennedy lads running over there.....but the bloke he's markings over there.....are you sure he's a top left back
MM: "I'm fecked off with watching this garbage. Where do you think we should put the new scoreboard ?"
"That lad called Phil over there. Where did he tell me to play Steele and Hassell?" "Darn there int river Dearne"