Caption Competition

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oh sorry you havent got a red shirt on ill put this card back in my pocket

 

I'm a dead good ref me. I used to be on the Premier League list. These 12,000 people have come to watch me, they can see you every week. Why have they sent me to Barnsley? I'm better than this. Nurse, my medication please, I'm getting delusions of adequacy again.

 

MMMMMMMMMM let me see - shall i or shant i ------ oh **** it is only Barnsley --- infact ill think ill do it twice........

 

Seizing his chance, a cheeky Scouser makes a move for Uriah's wallet.

 

Oooo, look at the muck in here...

 

eeh i wor proper thin back then,now im just a fat bent cheating Barsteward(wnkr)

 

In all honesty (sic), I'm not worth wasting your brainpower on!

 

**** I've left my yellow card at home

 

Psssssst. Heres Oscars address for you. Give him a call before you nip round and he'll get some of them nice prawns that you like on your sandwiches

 

"That's the tenner safely tucked away, now for the red card."

 

I'm a Magistrate - so everything I say/do is right.

 

garry willard lives !!!

 

nar den dee get dissen darn that tunnel pal

 

I dont know where you get the idea that I'm gay from.