Car help needed

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  1. budmustang

    budmustang Well-Known Member

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    Help! My brakes don't seem to be working and I'm rapidly approaching a stationary line of traffic in front of me. What do I do???
     
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    Don't Panic !!!!!

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  3. budmustang

    budmustang Well-Known Member

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    I can see the whites of their eyes now

    The terrified kids looking out of the back window of the car in front. Car still not slowing...
     
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    budmustang Well-Known Member

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    Well some use this board is

    I thought I could rely on you lot to sort things out. Had I known how useless you'd be I'd have replaced that brake fluid at the last service. Anyone know a good accident repair company?

    What the..? Oh great! Now I've got bleach in my eye. Anybody know...
     
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    Brush Well-Known Member

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    Typing messages on here is probably the last thing to do

    unless of course you're doing it posthumously.
     
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  6. budmustang

    budmustang Well-Known Member

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    That'll be the day

    when I post humorously.
     
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    Automatic or Manual?

    And are you going uphill or downhill?
     
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    slam into 1st gear and crash slower
     
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    Handbrake? Steer to avoid the crash

    You havent given us enough information - if you are in the country side just steer off the road into a field
    if goinf down a steep hill many have escape lanes etc etc

    Typical of on here = people come on wanting advice and only give half the information needed
     
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    RE: Well some use this board is

    :D :D
     
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    He's suddenly gone offline - I suspect the worst

    RIP Budmustang (RIP)
     
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    JUMP!!! nt
     
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