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  1. Sca

    Scarthy Well-Known Member

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    Any ideas on how I can persuade a neighbours cat to stop shitting on my patio ?


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    Air rifle from the bedroom window usually does the trick.

    You don't have to hit it just put the "wind" up it so to speak! :D
     
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    Scarthy Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for those thoughts. Anything else that might be a bit less cucumber or firearms based ?


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    korky Well-Known Member

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    get 1 or 2 of those devices that send out a high pitched sound, no good if you have a dog though as i think it works on them too
     
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    strange that it should chose to do it on a patio as they would normally dig a hole in the soil and bury it.
     
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    My next door neighbour has four of the horrible disloyal nasty little things. Consequently its cat toffee central on my back and front garden which is obviously very frustrating (just wonder what her reaction would be if i let my dog loose on her back garden and let him do a couple a chimps fingers on her perfectly manicured lawn). Anyway, ive managed to halt them a bit in the past with 'jeyes fluid', just water it down a bit a swill your paths or patio with it, they cant stand the smell and consequently wont leave any cat eggs nearby. Also you can buy a plant, (not sure what its called) I bought a couple from Wentworth Garden centre (I just asked for that plant that stops cats leaving mersey trouts all over my garden). Only cost abart 3 quid but also helped, as it gives off a odour they cant stand.
    Me personally, ive started launching all cat cosbys back over the neighbours wall, (i counted 7 yesterday), this is having the desired effect as i dont see as many of the truly pointless animals in my garden as much anymore. Hope this helps mate.
     
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    Get a dog, usually works! or failing that ive heard of orange peal / citrus spray which deters them or a dousing or two with a hose pipe works a treat too
     
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    5 euphimisms for ***** in one post! the best post of the day.
     
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    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    He nearly managed to use s many words for cack as there are for ISIS/IS/ISIL/Islamic State/Daesh.
     
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    My sentiments entirely. :). I had one keep sneaking under my gate evident by the fur. Nice portion of grease in the offending area so the cat can take home a nice dollop on its back.
     
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    Super soaker, only hurts the cats dignity.
     
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    That's really funny. Particularly like the "mersey trouts".

    We have suffered with next door's cat's visits as well and the little sod drops them in the middle of the lawn usually. At least he has the decency to leave them where I can see them I suppose. I usually go out with the trowel and launch them where they came from. They've got a trampoline in the garden and I try to get some of the parcels on there. Be nice for them to enjoy the benefits as well don't you think?
     
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    Just throw it on their front step. Pisses me off that cat owners just open the door and let the cat out for a few hours to **** wherever it wants, yet dog owners would be fined for doing the same. Put some gin traps out.
     
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    I hesitated to mention the old cat killers friend 'antifreeze' as I needed to gauge the level of vitriol on here for the truly awful little furry spiteful shitbags. Im afraid I would stop short of a 'bluecol breezer' for the hairy vessels of hate, but ive heard of its effectiveness. For me, along with Coleslaw, cats are the only tangible proof that the devil exists.The more you think of it, the more it baffles me why its ok for them to roam free on our property leaving bungels fingers everywhere with impunity and its seems to be socially acceptable. And if my dog Dave, were to be so bold as to drop a brown bears nose anywhere without me pickin it up, id cop for a thousand pound fine. Cant be right surely....
     
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    That's one sentence I thought I'd never read.


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    Get a dog

    If you don't like dogs, get a Lion

    If you don't like lions get a bear

    If you don't like bears get...........

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    I read that Lion poo does the trick (maybe because they think that there going to get the stuffing kicked out of them).
     
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    Love cats, hate cat-haters.

    HTH.
     
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