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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Quality boys and girls I think I've just ruptured my spleen.</p>

    It always happens when I have the day off work which in turn means I'm too busy to play on here.</p>

    Very very funny though.</p>

    I can't wait for tomorrows training update.</p>
     
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    your avatar

    makes me whince every time i watch it!
     
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  3. Terry Nutkins

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    Somebody told me yesterday that...

    the woman in question broke her hip and leg in the fall. Now don't they tell you on jackass that it's done by professionals, not fat women. 
     
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    RE: Somebody told me yesterday that...

    Had a pub with a similar cellar entrance to that. Nearly came a cropper a time or two. 
     
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    P.O.W. in Wombwell? (nt)
     
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    Revvie P - I was talking to Spartacus the other day...

    He says me and you are acquainted...
     
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    Revvie P Well-Known Member

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    Gizza clue...

    Who are ya? Who are ya?
     
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    Naw, I'm not Lionel Blair...

    Well matey, the last time I saw you was in Holmfirth...

    About a month or so ago...
     
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    Dunno but he was p*ssed!

    JT</p>

    RT</p>
     
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    I was p*ssed?

    Sober as a judge, me, my friend - only had a half and then I was on the lemonade...

    You on the other hand:- (pint)
     
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    Revvie P Well-Known Member

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    Well, that narrows it down to

    Mrs Revvie P, Another Bubble, Johnny Coachman's firstborn son and one other.

    Which by a process of elimination, makes your initials JT.

    Am I right or am I right?
     
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    LMAO

    I did not shift the groggy feeling till' Sunday!</p>
     
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    Elementary, my dear Watson...

    When you have eliminated the impossible, what remains, no matter how improbable, is right...

    Mind you, I supposed it's not that improbable, really...

    How're you mate?
     
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    Same here - played footie Sunday night too...

    Not much cop at the best of times but after Friday!!!
     
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    I'm sure theres a joke in there somewhere?!?!?
     
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    RE: Elementary, my dear Watson...

    Made up with cold, improbably enough.
    Not stop me getting out for a beverage at the weekend mind.
    I've got no choice, with the Mrs's birthday looming large.
     
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    I've had cold for about six weeks...

    Finally getting shut of it now - it's been that long I think I'm going down with Stockholm Syndrome - stopped taking cough medicine and Vitamin C 'cos I felt sorry for it!
     
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    Six weeks, eh?

    About the time of the HMHB gig - the last time I saw you.
    Since which time I have been varying degrees of unpleasantly ill.
    Explains a lot.
     
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  20. Gue

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    All part of my plan to take over the world...

    (Laughs maniacally)

    :pff
     
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