Cats shitting in my garden

ways to eradicate this please opnions accepted, otherwise the shotguns coming out so all you cat lovers better give me sound advice or looks like our lass is getting a new scarf for her birthday

 

Get a dog. nt

 

I have! no work the crafty smelly little excuses of a pet comes at night time and drops itss weapon

 

Lion poo nt

 

you got any i can have?

 

Some sound advice

kill yourself. you're nothing worth living for.

 

Sorry. Just sold my last lion.

 

tried that one too but for some reason i keep waking up, think god wants me to stay to rid this place of inept mindless sheep like yourself!

 

Spray them with water nt

 

Dont buy the cat repelant stuff waste of time try lemon or vinegar.

 

Simple

Get a cat! Seriously - it will stop other cats coming in your garden!

 

i heard that but i dont like cats infact when i see one i want to hurt it

 

Why doesn't that surprise me?

 

so whats nice about an animal that leaves its **** in your garden?

 

Yes, get an animal that doesn't ****!

Next doors dog used to jump over the fence, **** in my yard and jump back again!

 

A Trap

A set up a fox trap in the garden the other night.
Within an hour I had nextdoor's cat in it.
That will not be shitting in my garden again!!!

 

Cats what a waste of time. What do they actual bring to the family they are just easy maintenance.

 

You should have set a trap i would have

Dug a 6 ft hole in the place the dog lands in your garden and stuck hundreds of sharp spikes in the hole so the dog got the message alittle bit like a rambo style film you can learn lots from rambo

 

they bring fleas, dead mice and damaged furniture! oh yes and grief to the neighbours cos as cat owners its ok to let them **** on other peoples property!

 

I did learn a lot from Rambo

The main one was not to watch a Sylvester Stallone movie!