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  1. Gue

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  2. Tyk

    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    Cats on the rooftops</p>

    Cats on the tiles</p>

    Cats with syphilis</p>

    Cats with piles</p>

    Cats with their arseholes wreathed in smiles</p>

    As theeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ponder the joys of for-ni-ca-tion.</p>
     
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    You forgot the

    All three option
     
  4. EastStander

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    As the owner of one I've gone for the 3rd option.......marvellous creatures they are.
     
  5. Gue

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    RE: You forgot the

    Pah. Damn the lack of thought Hartog.
     
  6. Gue

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    To date.......

    .....nobody has ever been grassed up by a cat at the airport.
     
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    RE: To date.......

    :pff
     
  8. Gue

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    RE: To date.......

    Had me roses shat on though. At least dogs are honest.
     
  9. Gue

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    RE: To date.......

    Anyone who chooses cats over dogs is clearly not reight. I think they're aliens is disguise.
     
  10. Gue

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    cat + hosepipe = fun

    dogs are mint though
     
  11. Gue

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    cats are ace

    except when they spend their lives meowing at 120dB at 5am, throwing up, and biting your feet. like mine does.
     
  12. bar

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    RE: cats are ace

    pussies are rather nice
     
  13. Gue

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    Hate em

    Can`t stand em. Always sneaking around trying to kill the birds on mi garden, and sh...ng in the flower beds.

    Waste of space
     
  14. Gue

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    They are okay apart from when they go and piss all over your garden allegedly claiming their territory.</p>

    I think that the use of bear traps would work very well in that situation!</p>
     
  15. Gue

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    A good way to look at cats and dogs.......

    ....is to compare the way felines and canines operate in the wild. Dogs thrive on cooperation but, with the exception of lions, cats operate individually. Basically it's in a dog's nature to contribute to the pack whereas a cat is only interested in it's own well-being.

    A car dealership exclusive to cat owners would probably do quite well.
     
  16. Gue

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    RE: A good way to look at cats and dogs.......

    Class.</p>
     
  17. Gue

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    Guide Cats

    They should be introduced instead of dogs. Just to see how the feline community cope in that situation of course.</p>
     
  18. Jim

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    RE: Guide Cats

    Used to have this argument with a bloke at work who stated that dogs were more intelligant because you never saw a working cat.

    My point was laways why work to gain love and affection when you can sleep 20 hours a day and still get it.

    He's got two cats now but no dog.
     
  19. Gue

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    RE: Guide Cats

    my cat's called rocky
     
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    RE: Guide Cats

    We've got Dylan and Hector. They are masters in disguise.
     

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