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  1. D/T

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    Why are these horrible flea ridden creatures allowed to roam feral around the street shitting in my garden and sending the dogs crazy yet if my dogs collared on on my lawn and nipped its arse i'd get done for animal cruelty.
     
  2. Gue

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    Need banning

    Might tie one to the back of my car for the trip to Newcastle.
     
  3. Tyk

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    Our new street

    Crawling with the feckers. Mowed the lawn for the first time this week and found three separate cat shits.

    Advice on removal of unwanted verminous creatures welcome (the cats, not the poos)
     
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    If it's not too much trouble, next door have a black and white one, that I'd like to stick in a bin bag and post to you. I'll give it one airhole so it can stay alive long enough to scratch the postie.

    Any chance you can lob it at a fat shirtless geordie?
     
  5. Gue

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    RE: Our new street

    There are certain plants that give off an aroma that cats don't like and also there are devices that emit a sound that feline types avoid.</p>

    Or you could leave a saucer of milk out for them with some poison in or summat.</p>
     
  6. D/T

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    Find the owner and dump the **** on their lawn.
     
  7. Gue

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    Certainly. I'll sharpen its claws first.
     
  8. Tyk

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    I was thinking more along the lines of actually shitting on their lawn myself.
     
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    Set fire to the cat, see where it runs to then point and laugh?
     
  10. Gue

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    Tried that. You look a bit guilty when the outside light comes on and they are stood in their window watching.
     
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    Especially when it's a bout of "faecal vomitting".
    Big pool of rusty gravy next to the water feature.

    Nice.
     
  12. Gue

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    &quot;stop shitting on my gnome&quot;</p>

    &pound;250 from punterlink.</p>
     
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    Someone should set fire to you
     
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    RE: Our new street

    get a cat.
     
  15. D/T

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    are you a sadist?
     
  16. D/T

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    I know, I need a tan
     
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    nope, best way to stop cats coming in your garden is to get a cat. we've got one, scratches the eyes out of any dog that comes near too.
     
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    Be like living in the wild west and i'd give the cat a week tops before one of them sussed it and ragged it.
     
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    Doubt it

    dont believe Tom and Jerry, dogs cant climb trees...or can they? maybe the dalmation commited suicide afterall.....
     
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    Wouldnt be the first cat they have got hold of! They double teamed it.
     

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