here's one i got.. > >> If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes"delete it > >>IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty > >>nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, > >>but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of > >>your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit > >>cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the > >>tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to > >>scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your > >>phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix > >> antifreeze into your fish tank. > >> > >> > >> IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. > >>It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU > >>LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table > >>when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo > >>with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message > >>opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the > >>toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in > >>dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove > >>the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also > >>refill your skim milk with whole milk. > >> > >> *** > >> > >> WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *** > >> > >> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, > >>you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot > >>straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite > >>the person nearest you. Send this warning to > >>everyone!!!THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, > >>as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at > >>you - you're on the computer!!!! > >>
