Read this, Donald.... "Here is some good news for Burnley fans from BBC Sport Online North West's Phil Cartwright: "One man who is not expected to move today is Burnley striker Charlie Austin. He was rumoured to be a target for a number of Premier League clubs during the transfer window, while Scottish champions Celtic said Austin would fit the bill for them if they lost Gary Hooper. But Clarets manager Sean Dyche has told BBC Radio Lancashire that Austin, who has scored 23 goals this season, will not leave Turf Moor unless the Championship club receive a "ridiculous" offer."" Oh hang on though, we DID receive a ridiculous offer!