Charlie Williams joke about Leeds...

This Leeds fan called Dave, decides that he has taken all that he can, and that life is not worth living any more, so he phones up his best mate and tells him that he is going to top himself. His friend rushes round to see him,to try to console him out of his suicidal thoughts. Arriving at the house he has to climb several flights of very narrow stairs to get to his mate'sroom. Once inside he offers his best mate words of consolation:</p>

&quot;Don't worry Dave, it's not so bad. Leeds will stay up. You'll see. Six points. Barnsley will never beat leicester and West Brom. And besides - Leeds aremassive club they're too big to stay where they are for long. Soon they'll be winning the champions league and playing massive ties againstMadrid andRoma, just like Man U. Tell you what - give it til the end of theseason. You'll see, it'll change your mind&quot;</p>

Dave, cheered up no end, agrees to waitand see what happens with the rest of the season and the good friend leaves. Tripping overin the narrow passageway he falls down the staircase all the way to the bottom, almost breaking his neck in the process. He immediately exclaims&quot;Fookin' ell they'll never get a coffin up there&quot;.</p>