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  1. wakeyred

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    Night of drama at Oakwell ends in a 3-2 win for Barnsley, coming from 2-0 down to snatch all three points. Here’s how it felt from the stands, with the key moments and moments of reaction on the day.

    Key moments and supporter reactions
    2' Start delays due to injuries; 2' Burton win a penalty. A fan near the Boothferry End: “We looked rattled early, but you could feel the crowd steadied us.”
    4' Jake Beesley converts the penalty for Burton to make it 0-1. “That opener stung, but we knew there’d be a reaction.”
    6' Nathanael Ogbeta tests the keeper with a left-footed shot that goes wide. A supporter: “Early signs we could still get at them.”
    12' Burton threaten from distance; 12' miss. Fan voice: “We’ve got to stay compact and trust the plan.”
    34' Fabio Tavares finishes from outside the box to make it 0-2. A fan: “Disappointing to go two down, but the belief in the squad is clear.”
    55' Caylan Vickers pulls one back, curling into the top corner. “Great reply, that finish was clinical,” said a supporter.
    63' Davis Keillor-Dunn levels from inside the box after Amissah parries the ball to him. Fan: “Keillor-Dunn pouncing on that rebound showed real instinct.”
    72' Reyes Cleary and Patrick Kelly both come on as Barnsley push for the winner. Supporter: “Fresh legs and energy in the last third changed the game.”
    90'+3' David McGoldrick turns home the late winner from close range after a cross from Adam Phillips. Fan reaction: “Unbelievable finish. We never stopped believing.”
    90'+5' Jon Russell comes on to help see out the result. Fan: “Game management in those closing minutes was excellent.”
    90'+6' Final whistle confirms a dramatic 3-2 victory.

    Substitutions and tactical notes (from the stands)
    72' Reyes Cleary on for Caylan Vickers, with Patrick Kelly also coming on for Vimal Yoganathan to add pace and shape in midfield.
    90'+5' Jon Russell on for David McGoldrick, aiming to close things out and maintain timber in the press.
    The changes helped Barnsley press higher up the pitch in the second half and sustain pressure through the closing stages.

    Player notes (supporter perspective)
    David McGoldrick: The late, decisive winner underlined his value to the attack and his killer instinct in front of goal.
    Caylan Vickers: Provided the first goal back and helped stretch Burton with pace and movement.
    Davis Keillor-Dunn: The equaliser showed his timing and calm in front of goal.
    Luca Connell and Adam Phillips: Involved in the build-up to goals, with Phillips delivering the assist for the late winner.

    Crowd and atmosphere
    Oakwell roared through the late stages as the comeback built momentum. The sense of relief and belief around the stands was palpable after McGoldrick’s winner.

    Looking ahead
    A morale-boosting three points that should lift spirits and build momentum for the next fixture. The focus will be on carrying this level of intensity and clinical finishing into away games and keeping faith with the game plan.
     
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    Can’t see the point in getting AI to comment on something it can’t see.
     
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    One of the worst ones i’ve seen.

    The “fan comments” nonsense being quotes that have never been said by a human ever is the icing on the cake. Just no value in the post whatsoever.
     
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    It doesn't even know the difference between day and night. The first word of the report is wrong and it goes dramatically down hill from there. A predictive text generator quoting "fans" that it has hallucinated, using the most banal and insipid language. And the worst part, as more and more of this guff fills the web, the next generation of large language models will be trained on the garbage their predecessors have churned out as we spiral down into a sea of beige, toxic slop.
     
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