>Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? >> >A. Society. >> > >> >Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex? >> >A. Bus shelter. >> > >> >Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl? >> >A. Granny. >> > >> >Q. What do you call a chav in a box? >> >A. Innit. >> > >> >Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? >> >A. Sorted. >> > >> >Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit? >> >A. "Will the defendant please rise" >> > >> >Q. Why did the chav cross the road? >> >A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what >>so ever. >> > >> >Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit? >> >A. The bride. >> > >> >Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try >>not to hit >> >him? A. It might be your bike. >> > >> >Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night? >> >A. What you looking at. >> > >> >Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's? >> >A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a >>flight of >> >stairs >> > >> >Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving? >> >A. The policeman! >> > >> >Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox? >> >A. Paint 3 stripes on it. >> > >> >Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? >>A. A start. >> > >> >Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out? >> >A. Up the ar*e. >> > >> >Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame? >> >A. Because a nova has 4 seats. >> > >> >Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's? >> >A. A liar. >> > >> >Q. What do you say to a chav with a job? >> >A. Bigmac please. >> > >> >Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl? >> >A. A chav girl has a higher spe*m count.
