Chav Trivialisation

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  1. Dis

    DiscoTyke New Member

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    ...................of things that are bad for you.

    Went out to do a bit of shopping today and the things you over hear people say. Fat lass in front of me at the Post Office was telling to her mate that she needed to get some 'ciggies'. Her mate then later piped up about not forgetting to get some 'tinnies' when they went to the Supermarket.

    ..lone behold I'm then queueing up in the newsagents and some scruffy little jam covered faced brat was being told by his mum 'If you are a good lad, we'll go to McDonalds and you can have some 'chippies'.

    Now you may think I'm a snob but is this the way people - who are not exactly blessed with the old grey matter - try and rationalise the detrimental effects such bad habits have on them?


    .....................................anyway, off to bed now to have a 'tossie' watching the freeview.on the Adult Channel............. :$
     
  2. La Dent de Crolles

    La Dent de Crolles Well-Known Member

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    you in Liverpool?

    ?
     
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    Annoying is'nt it ? I'm afraid we have an underclass....

    sad but true, Post Offices are a magnet for them for obvious reasons, the government should employ Chav Marshalls at every PO and ask each Chav a series of questions, such as, why are'nt you employed?, can you really afford that "ciggie"?, Why are there 4 kids in a twin pram?, why do you insist on wearing your baseball cap the wrong way round? If no satisfactory answers are forthcoming then the Chav Marshall should be well within his rights to shoot it.
     
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    RE: Annoying is'nt it ? I'm afraid we have an underclass....

    and why can't you put an apostrophe in the correct place?!
     
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    I know Rufus, it'll be a typo...

    ... which he made when putting down his 'tinnie' to light his 'ciggie':D
     
  6. Ruf

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    Oooh get her ! nt
     
  7. budmustang

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    I went for a pizza yesterday evening...

    ...and when I walked into the takeaway place there was already a chav couple in there, clad in trackies and baseball caps and complete with push-chair and spawn. As I sat down to wait for my order the whole place was treated to her giving it Vicky Pollard into her mobile. I think we all learnt that her mate is a slag and has been shooting her mouth off where it's not wanted. Hmm. Anyway, she eventually finishes her tirade and then, without a hint of irony she says to the woman behind the counter... "'scuse me, are you still taking on?"

    We'll contact you love.
     
  8. LiverpoolRed

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    There's nothing like that goes on in Manchester!

    :D
     
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    They are all like that in Barrow!

    move to Ulverston, a better class of inbreds!

    By the way that Sir John Barrow monument, its a replica of the Eddystone Lighthouse, why?
     
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    RE: Annoying is'nt it ? I'm afraid we have an underclass....

    Don't think ?! is a correct use of punctuation either.
     
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    Used to live in Ulverston...

    ...it's not all it's cracked up to be. You still get p1ssed up kids arguing in the street 'til all hours.

    It must have been bloody freezin' up the hoad. Good views though, even if the Sir Alfred Barrow monument is a little odd.
     
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    RE: There's nothing like that goes on in Manchester!

    They dont put &quot;ies&quot; on the end of every word.</p>

    (kissmyass) </p>
     
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    great views, feckin knackered climbing up

    Not doing that again. Thank god it was nice weather on Monday morning.
    I had to go back on Monday, thought Friday was going to be the last trip up.
     
  14. LiverpoolRed

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    Alright kidda!

    :D
     
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    La Dent de Crolles Well-Known Member

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    I have been out in the sunsheeeeeeeeeeine today.

    .</p>
     

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