CHEER UP!

has n e one got n e funny joke to tell me? need a big cheering up had bad news today

 

Yes

what makes a tree loud












its bark

 

RE: Yes

i dont know what does makes a tree loud ?

 

RE: Yes

the bottom of my post

 

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

a cloud

(thats proably my funniest)

 

RE: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

haha aww they are bad but they did make me smile for trying ff

 

what do you have when a Wednesday fan is buried up to his neck in sand?

not enough sand

 

RE: what do you have when a Wednesday fan is buried up to his neck in sand?

ff ff thats better

 

Do you know how to save a drowning Wednesday fan?

take your foot off his head

 

Whats brown & sticky?????

A stick(seestars)

I'll get mi coit..

 

RE: Whats brown & sticky?????

thats bad lol

 

RE: Do you know how to save a drowning Wednesday fan?

do u not like wednesday fans

 

I see that youve got blonde hair (youll like these)

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?









to see what was on the other side

 

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

Scared the sh*t out of the dog

 

dunno why

 

RE: dunno why

the answer is at the end of the post

 

I think drinking and driving is terrible.

I always spill it when i change gears

 

What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?

The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion

 

Adult joke (not for people over the age of 12)

Why is a woman like a Kentucky fried chicken meal?







By the time you've finished with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in

 

RE: Adult joke (not for people over the age of 12)

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?







The Elephants foreskin