Cheesiest chat up line ??

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  1. Kev b

    Kev b Well-Known Member

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    What's your cheesiest shat up line ??

    i'll go first.

    Let's re-arrange the alphabet and put U and I together.
     
    Kev b, Oct 22, 2009
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    shat up line?

    thats gonna get messy.
     
    Boaty Tyke, Oct 22, 2009
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    mossleyhilltyke Member

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    is that a ladder in your tights or just the stairway to heaven?
     
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    Can i come in your mouth?
     
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  5. Kev b

    Kev b Well-Known Member

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    Westie, thats class
     
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    Shat up line

    Brings back memories of my dating with Crohns disease days....
     
    Tyketical M'stroke, Oct 22, 2009
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    Whats wrong wit classical tarn wun..

    get thi coyit lass thas pulled or
    Does tha know lass, tha could be best 10 pinter ave ever had. :D
     
    Tarntyke, Oct 22, 2009
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    Zadok Guest

    Sit on my face; I'll tell you a story...
     
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    Red Lemonade Well-Known Member

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    you want to go halves on a barsteward?
     
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    bloke to girl: Fancy a shag?

    girl to bloke: No!

    bloke to girl: Well do you mind lying down while I have one.
     
    M1 Tyke, Oct 22, 2009
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    fancy waking up with a belly full of arms and legs
     
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    Kev b Well-Known Member

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    tell you, there's some corkers, how many will work on Saturday night
     
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    2 GIRLS STANDING AT SIDE OF DANCEFLOOR (ONE FAT ONE FIT)
    LAD GOES OVER TO THE FATTY AND SAYS FANCY A DANCE, SHE REPLIES YES.
    THE LAD SAYS **** OFF THEN WHILE I TALK TO YOUR MATE
     
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    Tha don't sweat much for a fat lass
     
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    Brace yourself

    Drop yer draws this big one's yours.
     
    E.I. Addio, Oct 22, 2009
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    My God, youre a "ringer" for my NEXT ex-wife

     
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    LEGS UP? OR Abet tha meks a nice breakfast
     
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    my attempts

    Hey your eyes are like spanners everytime i look into them my nuts tighten

    Hey, Fancy goings halves on a Barsteward??
     
    bigdave8322, Oct 22, 2009
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    I Bet I Can Guess Your Phone Number

    Then when she says 'I bet you cant' Simply reply 'Your right you better write it down'
     
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    doddy Active Member

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    Cmon Trev, give us ALL yours...

    Which did you use for each of your 4 wives?? :D
     
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